I’m really nervous tonight. I know Josh could go home…and I don’t wanna see that happen! I know the teenyboppers had the phone lines tied up for Phillip, and I’m not sure if Josh has as much of a fan base as Jessica. If things work out the way they’re supposed to, Jessica should be going home. But as you know, I don’t have much faith in how America votes.
Here we are with another long, drawn out results show!
Adam Lambert and Lisa Marie Presley are performing. Lisa Marie Presley? What? Why?
The contestants perform “Got To Get You Into My Life” and I’m thinking that Jessica sounds better tonight that she did last night.
Next, Ford commercial. NEXT.
He calls Josh to the center of the stage. They show clips from last night and rehash the judge’s reactions. Jimmy says he had a very good night. Not his best, but good. He said the judges were generous. He gives his first song an 8. About his second song, Jimmy says that Joshua is the most exciting showman on the show. He said Imagine is a simple song, and Josh had to overcompensate with riffs and runs. Not the right song choice. About his third song, which was Jimmy’s choice, he says Josh needed a BIG moment. Jimmy says Josh did really well because he’s that good, but admitted that the song choice was wrong. Joshua needs a song with more melody. However, Jimmy says he belongs in the finale. I blame Jimmy if Josh goes home!
Next we have a corny segment where JLO takes calls from Ice Age movie characters wanting tickets to the finale. OH..because JLO voices one of the characters. I guess it’s “Promote the new Ice Age Movie” week, because now the vocal coach is showing off a song she wrote for the movie. YAWN. This clip includes Hollie, so it must have been filmed earlier. They all take turns recording part of the song.
Lisa Marie performs her new single. Her eyes scare me. I think she’s trying to dress like Stevie Nicks. I’m bored. NEXT.
Jessica comes to center stage. Jimmy says that everyone needs a shock and awe moment at this point. He doesn’t feel she had that with her first song. As for her second song, he says sometimes her voice reminds him of Michael Jackson at times, but the song wasn’t long enough for her to show her stuff. He says he thinks she belongs on the Grammy’s, neatly sidestepping whether he thinks she should be in the finale. He said if she makes the finale, it’ll be all about song choice.
Ryan points out Rita Wilson and Carole Bayer Sager in the audience, and asks them about Donna Summer, along with Jimmy. *sigh* I loved her music when I was a little girl. RIP.
Adam Lambert performs. I always liked him. The boy is SUPER talented. Now…that’s a performance that doesn’t bore me to tears.
Phillip’s turn. Jimmy should just say that he was awesome, and nothing else. Cuz that’s how I feel about it. Jimmy says at this point, Phillip’s sound is becoming more original, and his first song was very good. As for the second song, Jimmy says it was a total snoozefest. For the last song, Jimmy says he won the night with it, hands down. It was his best performance ever and the best performance of the night. I definitely agree.
Ryan calls Josh and Jessica over to join Phillip. Now he asks the judges to ramble on about something. And Jennifer rambles the MOST. Good LAWD, SHUT UP!
And then…a fruitin commercial break. UGH!
Now we’re back….aaaannd…..Jessica. DANG IT…that means Josh is going home! *cries*
I knew it. America, you suck.
He goes out singing “It’s A Man’s World”. I am SO glad there is only one week, because I couldn’t watch more than that without him. Again he KILLS this song WHILE hugging everyone goodbye AND bringing his momma on the stage.
Yeah. America you SUCK!
I am now officially on the Phillip Phillips train.







